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Vod Gang
He isn't drunk!/ Moving Outer Wilds to another time.
Outer Wilds DLC is the best./ Embarrassed about Apex Race choke.
He tried to sleep at 10 pm but couldn't sleep at all. Ended up playing Fortnite with Magni, Bettel and Flay./ Mistook Master chief skin for Doomguy and got beaten up with bars of soap.
Confused about the tiny heart emojis at the bottom of Youtube videos./ "I just assume that the chat is Cooking"
Thiepie = 3rd person, 1st person = Firpie?
Boxing match lobby was chaotic./ Praising ID.
WOOOOO
"YOOOOOO"
Tempus boys roasting Vesper's Soulja Boy.
Vesper watches his Soulja Boy animation by Qama Qama Ch.
Vesper Crank That animation reaction
reaction
All members were warned about the newly released voice replicating AI.
Sc'er really likes Vesper's voicepack.
WinAmp voiceline.
Laughing about funny moments from his River City Girls endurance.
Vesper's brother, the legendary singer Jimmy Noir rejected Vesper's offer of playing coop games with him.
Vesper's loves his nieces. "Haa the continuation of the Noir bloodline."
Vesper's evil plan: Gift BB-guns to his nieces and watch chaos unfold at Jimmy's home. Jimmy will die inside.
"Vespah, we'll never grow up like them!"/ Vesper becomes the crazy, cool uncle.
Vesper will make a webcomic about him and Jimmy's diverging life journies.
BRB making tea./ Chat spams boar emoji.
"VESPER DOKO HE HATES US"
tsundere Vesper.
Vesper accidentally poured boiling water on his thumb, but he likes it better than Fortnite.
Out of context tea club turtle slander.
Vesper is 'lawful evil'./ Waffuw ewil UWU
Now you are imagining your grandfather speaking the uwu language./ Vesper's body is not ready for his brunt thumb.
"If breaking a law isn't gonna inconvinience someone, I will break it."
OH GOD OH NO/ Vesper reads a cursed akasupa.
Plausible deniability of a big dumpy?? How to identify if a dumpy is too big./ Doki Doke superchats.
Happy Gilmore.
Stinky Grampa.
(._.)
Pondering on possibility of a cursed toothbrush ASMR.
Monogatari's infamous toothbrush scene made Vesper very confomfortable./ Chat begins to divide into camps of Toothbrush enjoyers and Toothbrush haters.
"If I was dared to read the Vaporeon copypasta or watch that Monogatari, I would choose the copypasta."
- what are you on about? The Vaporeon copy-pasta is much more degenerate. It talks about fucking a pokemon. The toothbrushing scene isn't even actual incest.
Vesper really likes Hunt./ Vesper preaches the greatness of Hunt to a random viewer.
- "horde". Rare Vesper L
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a stab to the arm.
Wanting to visit U.K and eat curry. He's heard that curry is U.K's favorite food./ Vesper's comfort food is curry.
Not a sweet tooth, usually skips desserts at events./ Unable to cook pizza thanks to poor heat management.
The zombie apocalypse ep from Sliders is his favorite.
Which companies would Vesper like to pitch in for Hololive collabs?/ CHAT: Lockheed Martin and Raytheon.
3000 VTuber collabs of the Military Industrial Complex
Raid shadow legends not sponsoring anymore,sadge/ Bike companies talk.
He wants his collab to be memey and also worth buying./ Chat suggests sussy companies./ Hot Topic.
Canadian Tire XD
His ethics regarding sponsorships.Chat suggests many different funny collab ideas.
Things I have purchased at a Canadian Tire: Paint, paint brushes, a ceiling fan, screws, a screwdriver set, flatware, a club hammer, a snow shovel, snow chains, rock salt, a coffee machine, cookware, a patio table, 7 different pocket knives, batteries, candy, several cases of diet coke, coffee, ammunition, a tv, a tv wall mount, a bicycle, a camp stove, camp stove fuel, 3 flashlights.
Vesper offers every vestie a small icee at the nearest Kmart.
Vesper wonders about a sponsorship from a 1911 company like Rock Island Armory or Colt."IT WON TWO WORLDS WARS!....and one world cup"
"Imagine a football match, but everyone is running about with a Glock."
He knows only one thing about Brazil: The Brazillian Emperor sailed to Portugal to take the dead Portuguese king's crown, and became the king of Portugal.
Neils Bohr story. (unconfirmed)/ Darkest dungeon reference.
His old dream of becoming an aeronautical engineer or a specialist of birds of prey or an ornithologist in general.Discussion about science in general
Vesper talks in his sleep and would probably talk about the sussy company chat suggested, so he won't make the mistale on sleeping on cam.
"I can't be shook."
If he falls asleep right now, he will wake up at 9 pm and be forced to play Fortnite by the boys, which is actually the prime time the boys play it.
Flayon in chat./ vesper exposed in 4k
"Bettel is the most shakable person in Tempus."/ CHAT: Vesper vs Bettel shake-off (._.)
Plans of interviewing vanguard.
Magni: "play Valheim with us....I'm no longer asking." Veschad: "..no..."/ Magni switched to whining immediately.
"Valheim has spears?? Ok you sold Valheim to me."
Why Magni's Juicy Toes is an ideal Tempus candidate.Redirecting to Astel and laughing about Magni's juicy toes
